The Broke Developer's Privacy Pledge

Last updated: Whenever we last checked our bank account.

The Big Secret

We don't collect any of your data. Not because we're saints, but because we can't afford Azure Cloud Storage or any kind of database. Your privacy is safe by accident!

1. What We Collect: A Short List

Nothing

Your name? Don't know it. Your email? Wouldn't know where to store it. Your search history? Our server forgets things faster than you do.

Think of us as the most secure platform on Earth, protected by the powerful magic of an empty bank account.

2. What We Do With Your Data

We would do absolutely nothing, because we have nothing.

Our AI is smart, but it's not a spy. It only knows about the stock market, not about you.

Help Us Afford to Collect Your Data!

This is awkward, but we need your help. Our developer can't afford Azure Cloud, so this whole amazing AI runs on hopes and dreams.

If you donate, we promise to buy a real server. Then we can collect your data and write a proper, boring privacy policy just like the big companies!

In Conclusion...

Your data is safe with us because we are too poor to steal it. You're welcome.