The Rules of Our Little Club
Because apparently, we need rules.
A Totally Legit Legal Disclaimer
Our developer wrote this, not a lawyer. If you try to sue us, please know that we have no money. See our Privacy Policy for details on our financial situation.
1. You Using Our Site Means You Agree
By being here, you agree to these terms. If you don't, it's cool. Just close the tab and go do something fun. No hard feelings.
2. Our Predictions Are Just Guesses
We have a very smart AI that predicts stocks. But let's be real, if it was perfect, our developer would be on a yacht, not begging for server donations.
If you lose money, please don't get mad at us. The stock market is a wild place.
A Note on Our Tech: Our AI runs on a computer powered by hope and a very slow internet connection. Please be patient with it.
3. Don't Be a Jerk
You agree to:
- Not use our predictions to take over the world.
- Not try to hack our website (there's nothing to steal anyway).
- Generally be a cool person.
4. Don't Steal Our Stuff
Everything here is ours. The logo, the code, the funny jokes. You can look, but you can't have it.
5. We Are Not Responsible for... Anything
Just to be clear, we're not liable if:
- You make a bad trade.
- Your computer catches fire.
- You get a sudden craving for pizza.
Our total liability is limited to zero dollars and zero cents. Thanks for understanding.